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About Last Night: Hangover tea

About Last Night: Hangover tea

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Look, it happens to the best of us. One thing leads to another, and the next thing you know, you're waking up to a house full of raccoons or stray cats, but you can't find your glasses, so who can even be sure? They seem friendly enough. 

Once you're able to pry yourself from the porcelain throne, head to the kitchen for a quick cup of Hangover Helper tea. (Pro tip: Try to convince your drunk self to sip a cup before bed, too. Your sober self will be grateful.) 

This delicious blend of organic herbs makes it easier to focus on the fun you had last night and not the doom brewing in your belly this morning. These herbs will ease your tummy woes, lift the fog, release that god-awful headache, and help you to start to feel semi-human again. 

Add a tablespoon of tea to 8 ounces of hot water, steep, and sip. Yeah, you're not going to want to drink it. But once you finish, you'll be on your way to the land of the living. And sure, this tea is pretty magical, but it's not going to do all the work for you. Make sure to drink lots of water and eat some healthy things. Be kind to your body so it won't crap out on you the next time you go binge drinking with raccoons. (Or stray cats.) 

Ingredients: a custom-blend of sassafras, plantain, milk thistle, suma root, anise, lavender 

Each packet contains 13 heaping tablespoons, for 13 cups of tea.

PS: This tea used to be called “Remorse” and people didn’t like it. So I updated it. I’m sorry.