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Immaculate Protection
Immaculate Protection
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Immaculate Protection

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Never underestimate the power of a little charged quartz and a lot of focused intentions. This magical blend protects you from soul-sucking, energy-zapping, beastly fiends of this world and others –– whether it’s Steve from accounting or the demon who-shan’t-be-named that watches you while you sleep. (How many times do you have to be told not to fuck with Ouija boards? This is on you...)

Heads up! This protection potion doesn’t do much for allergies. If you’ve got the sniffles, you’re probably looking for my other one, called “Immortal,” which was absolutely a poor choice of product naming on my part. My bad, ok? Love you.