So hey, I get it. Talking to strangers is difficult. Consulting a person you’ve never met for life advice is like… weird. I know. I feel you.
So how about we never meet, and just talk online instead? Is that a little easier for you?
Choose how in-depth of a reading you’d like, fill in some blanks to help me get to know you better, and I’ll perform a reading and send you the results, along with pictures, advice, or whatever else I feel like you might need.
This isn’t a scam. I’m not going to copy and paste the same reading to everyone. I’m also not a fortune teller. I believe that tarot simply brings your intuition to the surface, and helps you see what is just below the surface. I can’t tell you if you’re going to win the lottery. Super sorry about that.
But hey, I’ve got your back. People tend to be really happy with their readings from me. You’ll have to take my word for it, though, since I can’t figure out how to get reviews to show up on this damn website.
And I guess I should go ahead and warn you that the cards don’t always tell you what you want to hear. They tell you what you need to hear. So if you haven’t left your house in 6 months, and the cards tell you to get out more, don’t get mad at me, ok?
What to expect:
After you checkout, I'll send you an email to get some details, then follow up with you after I pull and read cards.
I'm legally required to remind you that I am not a fortune teller and I can't predict the future. This service is more like a talk therapy session via email.