Ok, so let me just tell you right now: this doesn’t smell good.
In fact, it smells like seaweed. Go figure. I mean, it’s literally made of seaweed.
However. Seaweed is super good for your skin. It clarifies and firms things up. Helps the blood get flowing. Makes you feel like a sea siren. Promotes luring ships to their doom.
This thing comes in a single-serve pouch. Don’t even open it! Just peel off the label and drop it in the tub like it’s tea. Add a few drops of your favorite essential oil if you want to drown out the sea-faring vibes.